If you’re still scrambling for a Valentine’s Day present for that special someone in your life especially the woman in your life, here’s a list of what not to buy and if you do….you’ll probably end up on the couch for the next 2 months. You better listen to me. LOL!
The list:
- Anything with an electrical cord attached
- Anything that belongs in a kitchen
- A Hickory Farms cheese ball
- A catcher’s mitt
- A 6-pack of beer
- Nose hair trimmers
- Overalls
- A box of chocolates with all the good ones missing and big thumb-holes mashed into all the praline ones
- Jewelry that comes in a plastic bubble from a supermarket
- Frozen tater tots
- Anything from a drug store
- A chilled bottle of Mop and Glow
- Anything that says “one size fits all”
- A toilet brush
- A valentine balloon on a broken stick
- An extension cord with a bow on it
- A “Star Trek” calendar
Avoid these items and fellas you can PPOSSIBLY get anything you want for just a little while.
